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[SUCKING SOUNDS]
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Computer: SECURITY BREACH.
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AH! AN INTRUDER!
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[BUZZING]
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AH! GIR, YOU LEFT
THE DOOR OPEN AGAIN!
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I GOT CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM.
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GIR, WITH AN ENTIRE
PLANET OF ENEMIES
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WAITING FOR US
TO DROP OUR GUARD,
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WE HAVE
TO BE VERY CAREFUL
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NOT TO HAVE OUR
GUARDS GET ALL...
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DROPPY. UNDERSTAND?
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I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.
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NOW, I'M GOING DOWN
BELOW TO CHECK
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THE LASER WEASEL
EXPERIMENT.
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I THINK
THEY'RE RIPE BY NOW.
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[SUCKING SOUNDS]
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COMPUTER! TAKE ME
TO THE WEASELS!
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WOW!
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HEY! IT WASN'T ME.
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YES, IT WAS. COMPUTER,
INTRUDER ALERT!
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[SCREAMING]
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NOW I HAVE PROOF, ZIM.
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PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
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SOON, YOUR ZIM GUTS
WILL BE STREWN ALL OVER
AN AUTOPSY TABLE.
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[LAUGHS]
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AH!
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YOU LEFT
THE WINDOW OPEN, TOO?!
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OH, YEAH.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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ZIM WASN'T
IN CLASS TODAY, GAZ.
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MAYBE HE'S SICK.
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YEAH. SICK WITH FEAR!
ONCE THESE PICTURES GET OUT,
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HE WON'T BE ABLE
TO HIDE ANY LONGER.
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I'M GOING TO SEND THEM
TO MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES
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AND THEN THE WORLD WILL KNOW!
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MAYBE THEY'LL EVEN
LET ME HOST THE SHOW.
MY OWN EPISODE.
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I'M ONLY 13 LEVELS
AWAY FROM FINISHING
THIS GAME.
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SO I EITHER
FINISH MY GAME,
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OR MAKE YOU WISH
I WAS NEVER BORN.
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FOR YEARS, THE WORLD
HAS WONDERED,
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"ARE THERE
ALIENS AMONG US?"
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BUT WE HERE AT MYSTERIOUS
MYSTERIES OF STRANGE MYSTERY
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HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN THE ANSWER
TO THIS QUESTION,
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AND THAT ANSWER
IS A RESOUNDING "MAYBE",
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WHICH IS WHY, AS ALWAYS,
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WE ASK YOU, OUR VIEWERS,
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TO HELP US PUT
AN END TO THIS QUESTION
ONCE AND FOR ALL...
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SEND US YOUR PROOF
OF ALIEN EXISTENCE
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AND A SELF-ADDRESSED,
STAMPED ENVELOPE.
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WHAT?
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REMEMBER EARLIER, THE
WHOLE BUGGING ME THING?
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YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
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I'M NOT DOING THIS, GAZ!
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I DON'T HAVE CONTROL
OF MY ARMS!
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I'M LETTING YOU LIVE
THIS TIME, DIB,
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BUT ONLY BECAUSE
I'M STILL GETTING
THROUGH THIS LAST LEVEL.
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BUT GAZ...!
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HELLO, DIB!
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WHAT THE...? ZIM!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY TV?
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I'M NOT IN YOUR TV.
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I'M TRANSMITTING FROM...
INSIDE YOUR BODY!
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SPOOKY, YES?
AT THIS VERY MOMENT,
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I'M INSIDE A MICROSCOPIC
SUBMERSIBLE
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SOMEWHERE IN YOUR
DISGUSTING BELLY,
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ATTACHED TO YOUR
ARM CONTROL NERVE.
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ARM CONTROL NERVE?
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YES,
ARM CONTROL NERVE.
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IN MY BELLY?
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YES.
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HUMANS DON'T HAVE
ARM CONTROL NERVES.
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DO NOT QUESTION ME!
I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE OF ME?
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A FUNNY STORY.
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IT BEGINS THIS AFTERNOON,
IN THE CAFETERIA...
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MAYBE HE'S SICK.
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YEAH, SICK WITH FEAR!
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ONCE THESE PICTURES
GET OUT HE WON'T BE ABLE
TO HIDE ANY LONGER---
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I'M GOING TO SEND THEM
TO MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES
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AND THEN THE WORLD WILL KNOW!
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NOW, DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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NO!
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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YOU DIDN'T THINK
I'D SEND THE ORIGINAL DISC,
DID YOU?
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THAT WAS A COPY!
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ONLY I KNOW WHERE
THE ORIGINAL DISC IS!
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HA HA HA HA!
IDIOTIC HUMAN!
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I'LL JUST GO
TO YOUR BRAIN AND DELETE
THE KNOWLEDGE
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OF WHERE YOU HID
THE MASTER DISC!
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AND AS AN ADDED BONUS,
I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE
YOUR ENTIRE BRAIN...
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NOT SMART...NO MORE!
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NOOOOOO!
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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DAD! DAD,
I NEED YOUR HELP!
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THE WORLD NEEDS MY HELP, SON.
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DO YOU STILL HAVE
THAT MICROSCOPIC
NANOSHIP THING YOU
WERE WORKING ON?
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OF COURSE.
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THE CONTROLS ARE OVER THERE.
WHY DO YOU NEED THIS, SON?
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THERE'S AN ALIEN
IN MY GUTS,
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AND HE'S TRYING
TO DESTROY MY BRAIN!
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AH, WELL. RUN ALONG THEN.
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I'M COMING, ZIM.
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WHAT THE?
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
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WITH DIB TURNED
INTO A DROOLING MORON,
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NOTHING WILL STAND
IN MY WAY. NOT EVEN DROOL.
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GUESS WHO'S RIGHT
BEHIND YOU, ZIM?
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HEY, WHAT GAME IS THAT?
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THERE IS NO GAME.
THIS IS MY LIFE!
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YEAH, IT'S COOL LOOKING,
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BUT IT STILL JUST
LOOKS LIKE A GAME.
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YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, DIB!
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MY PILOTING SKILLS
ARE UNMATCHED!
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IS THAT ZIM?
IS THIS AN ONLINE GAME?
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GAZ, PLEASE, I NEED
TO CONCENTRATE.
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LET'S SEE.
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HOW ABOUT THIS?
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[BUZZING]
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AH!
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I'VE BEEN FLYING SHIPS
SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN,
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SAD LITTLE EARTH MONKEY.
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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AAARGH! MY SPLEEN!
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NOW, I'M IN
YOUR TRACHEA, DIB.
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YOUR BRAIN IS SO CLOSE,
I CAN SMELL IT!
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CAN I PLAY?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
HE'S IN MY TRACHEA...
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GET AWAY FROM MY BRAIN, ZIM!
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[DEEPLY INHALES]
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[SCREAMING]
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ENOUGH ALREADY!
PREPARE FOR SOME DOOM.
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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QUARTER CIRCLE BACK.
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WHAT?
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THE TRANSFORMATION MOVE.
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IT'S ALWAYS
QUARTER CIRCLE BACK.
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OH, HEY,
LOOK AT THAT.
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WHEN YOU DIE, CAN I PLAY?
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[BATTLE CRY]
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COME ON, DIB. LET ME PLAY.
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
I CAN BEAT HIM.
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NO WAY! HE'S IN
MY ORGANS, NOT YOURS.
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[GRUNTING]
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I DON'T REALLY KNOW
THE CONTROLS YET!
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OH, NO!
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THIS IS KIND OF SAD, DIB.
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I WILL PUT AN END
TO THIS NOW.
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ARMS...
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LIKE...NOODLES!
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IT'S MY TURN.
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NOW, LET'S SEE WHERE
YOU'RE KEEPING THE LOCATION
OF THE DISC, DIB.
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THERE!
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HE'S IN MY HEAD!
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KNOWLEDGE...LOSING...
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BRAIN...POOF!
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHERE THE FILE IS, GAZ!
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HE DID IT!
HE MADE ME FORGET!
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QUIET, DIB.
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AND NOW TO UNLEASH STUPIDITY
ON YOUR ENTIRE BRAIN!
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FROM THIS DAY FORTH,
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YOU WILL NOT BE
A THREAT TO ME ANY--
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THE HUMAN DOESN'T
KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!
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I'LL FINISH WITH
THE REST OF YOUR BRAIN
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AFTER I DEAL WITH
YOUR JUNKY...JUNK THING.
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[WAILING]
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[YELLING]
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[MUMBLING]
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HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING.
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HELP ME!
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[YELLING]
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[GASPING]
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[LAUGHS]
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THAT GAME WAS STUPID.
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NOW, FOR MY FINISHING MOVE.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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WAIT, DIB. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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NOOOOOOOO!
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ON AND NOGGIN
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